Do all the drugs you can

Fuck sailing. This ship is sinking.

And sinking.

And sinking.

Rock bottom could be losing to the worst fucking team of the last decade and a half, while at home...nothing more needs to be said. It's not a "skid" as they lightly put it. It's a horrid shit stain. Tomorrow they will lose to a pitcher with an earned run average that's a disgusting pubic hair over sixteen. Sixteen! And they will lose. They really keep outdoing themselves. At this point I can only be entertained by how much worse it can get. I'm saying fuck it. And fuck them. If anyone reads this, expect weather reports and shitty poetry. This baseball thing is a metastasizing tumor on my goddamn soul.

Sinking.

And sinking.

And sinking.