Hell Awaits

Before a few hundred people, in afternoon drizzle, The Dodgers finally beat the Pirates today, scoring more runs than in their first two games combined. Now, it's time to get the fuck out of Pittsburgh. On to South Florida to play the Marlins in their shitty stadium, in their weird city and with a possible mountain of cocaine awaiting. Although, at this point, I'm sure these party animals just want to the fuck out of the humidity and on home to Chavez Ravine. Win some fucking games and come home so we can party.